Friday, 3 July 2015

Limerick of the day

There was a young lady of York
Whose pet pig was made into pork.
Though she cried, "Oh you've minced 'er!"
They still all convinced 'er
To eat up her pig with a fork.

Ali Smith - There but for the

Wednesday, 1 July 2015

Quotation of the day

Friend: "Would you like any more?"
Young South African: "I have had an elegant sufficiency, thank you."