"I used to live next to a farm and every time I passed the cows in the field I used to inexplicably shout abuse· at them. Turns out I'm dairy intolerant." Alfie Moore
"Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict. I hardly ever visit Syria." Alex Home
"My name is Fin, which means it's very hard for me to end emails without sounding pretentious." Fin Taylor
"You ever hate your job with the passion that your boss claims you lack?" Stuart Black
"I like to hold hands at the movies. Which always seems to startle strangers." Tom Rhodes
I like the "holding hands" one.
ReplyDeleteI like Fin!
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot !
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